Wednesday, October 13, 2010

10 Commandments of Kamijoism

1. Thou shalt not love "cool" artists over Kamijo. (includes but is not limited to - Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus)

2. Thou shalt not call Kamijo "Gay." (He may wear make-up, but he's better then Justin Bieber by a LOT)

3. Honor the rest of the band (Hizaki may cross-dress, but Kamijo CHOSE to work with him)

4. Do not claim to love Kamijo more than another fan (Kamijo will not appreciate bloodshed in his name)

5. Thou shalt not bash the music and/or videos. (he may have been a vamp once, but he's MUCH better than Cullen)

6. Thou shalt not insult his voice. (It's DIVINE. End of story.)

7.Thou shalt do their best to convert the unbelievers (Success is preferred, but not mandatory)

8. Honor thy friend in Kamijoism (Epic wars over minor disputes are unwanted)

9. Thou shalt not insult the costumes (They are awesome compared to Lady Gaga's outfits)

10. Thou shalt not covet their neighbors Versailles Merchandise (Save your money and you can get one too)

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